"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."
“If it sounds like writing, rewrite it.”
"Language seems to me intrinsically comic — noises of the tongue, lips, larynx, and palate rendered in ink on paper with the deepest and airiest thoughts in mind and the harshest and tenderest feelings at heart."
"Homo sapiens [are] a tiny twig on an improbable branch of a contingent limb on a fortunate tree."
