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i'd jump

 I've had a Yahoo! email account for 12 years. I have a pro account on flickr . I also use del.icio.us on a daily basis. If microsoft bought Yahoo!, i'd leave them behind and start using my gmail account as my main email and probably picassa for photo sharing. I'm not sure what I would do about del.icio.us - mozilla has some stuff i could switch to. It's a bummer. I really like Yahoo!, except for the exclamation mark at the end - never liked that.

letter from a mother

Hey Leighanna,
So here's one for you to share around the water
cooler.  Yesterday, both boys were in school, so I'm
running around the house, picking up toys, putting
laundry away etc. when I think to myself, "I'd better
check on Bobby-Jack" (A 7inch long
crayfish.  Picture a water spider with claws)
I'm in his room, so I check the tank and he's gone.  Seriously GONE!  Freaking MIA. No water on the desk, no signs
of a struggle (with our cat) he's just flipping gone!
I immediately start to sweat and feel like I'm going
to hurl. I whip all around his room looking for this
critter.  Then I run to the kitchen, grab my long
handled tongs (in case I find him there's no WAY I' m
touching it) and a flashlight and proceed to search
for 2 HOURS!!!  No shit!  I finally head to the
basement thinking no way did he get down there but
I've looked in every shoe, corner, under every bed
etc.  So I'm in the basement, profusely sweating and
completely queasy from the adrenalin pulsing through
my body, when I think,  "If I were a fish out of
water, I'd want to find some in a hurry, so I start
heading towards the sump pump well in our laundry
room. I shine my flashlight in the little hole on the
top of the cover and can you fucking believe I see two
little black eyeballs on the end of antennae stareing
up at me.  FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKK!  Now, I can't leave him
in there, cuz if he made it in there, he can certainly
make it back out!  I run for my tupperware, pry the
top off the sump pump, grab my tongs, corrall the
little fucker, and lift him out, pincers clicking and
writhing around like some sort of mutant worm from
hell.  I tossed him into the tupperware, secured the
lid, followed by a full paint can to insure no further
attempts at escape.  Then I went into the shower and
scrubbed every inch of my body, trying to get rid of
the wicked case of heebie-jeebies I had.  So there you
go, don't you wish you were a stay-at-home-mom too!!?
Have a great weekend, HB

Spam about spam

I've been spending a lot of time in my junk e-mail folder lately and-- Wait: Does an e-mail about spam constitute spam?

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Spam about spam

I've been spending a lot of time in my junk e-mail folder lately and-- Wait: Does an e-mail about spam constitute spam?

http://stjohnshoops.blogspot.com/

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